Friday, October 10, 2008

Day 1/Reason #25: McCain knows how to use a football. Obama? Would probably look worse than Kerry if he started lobbing one around the tarmac

John McCain gave his North Vietnamese captors the names of the Green Bay Packers offensive line to escape torture at the hands of America's enemies.

On the other hand, Obama's friends gave the names of the Dallas Cowboys to escape a free and fair election by Americans.

McCain: Fought to defend American liberty. Obama and his cronies: Fighting to steal said liberties. Liberties not stolen will be taxed.

Actually, this is reason enough to vote for McCain, but ... we'll see you tomorrow any way. Spread the word. We've got 24 more days of fun.

Get your friends, liberals, and all in between in here.


P.S. About that stock market, if we lose 700 points a day, this thing can't last more than two weeks? Not helping? Look at it this way: There goes the capital gains tax that Obama was going to jam down our throats.