Thursday, July 28, 2005

In case you've been living in a cave ...

I racked up three Golden Meatballs. This is a big moment for me and this blog. And if you have visited here with any frequency at all, you know that I keep my word.

So, the press conference to answer all of the media's burning questions on this subject will be tomorrow at a yet-undisclosed location. First, I have to swing by and pick up the pool reporters. Please all be ready with your stuff at the pool.

I have got to get my KC and the Sunshine Band CDs together, and gas up the jet and then I will be there. Don't worry about having enough room in the parking lot for me to land. My plane is actually a VSTOL, in fact, a modified Harrier fighter bomber. So, I got it covered.