Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Meet Fake Buttreall ...


... Peabody Award-winner Dan Rather's imaginary friend. "Fake may seem 'fake' to you," Rather said after receiving a congratulatory kiss from Buttreall. "He may even be fake. That's not the point. He's a real friend to me." Rather quieted the thunderous applause from the fawning journalists, and then choked back tears to explain, "I perceive, therefore you are wrong."