Tuesday, December 21, 2004

The "here's-what-I-was-talking-about-this-is-unbelievable-are-they-reading?" dept. reports in ...

To understand exactly what I am talking about the the far left's maddening, strange lack of outrage at for terrorist murders ... outrage directed at jihadis, that is ... check out the incredible Kos headline regarding the Mosul tragedy: "Bush Destroys Another 22 Families". Don't believe it? Read it for yourself here. Tip o' the cover to Frank J. How to describe this? Searching. Searching. Searching. Searching deep wordsmith device. .... Searc .... Indescribable.

Needing a lift and a laugh ... I click over to my man Goomba, and I see that he has scooped freakin' CNN again. Check out the presser on the State Dept. speed-dial scandal. Heads are going to roll over this.

Pressing on ...

Update: See comment thread below under "Heavy Heart" post. Pusillanimous Wanker, mugged with compassion and reason, leaves. Says he's outta here. Fires parting shots at DC and whole gang, calling them "hateful" ... presumably even JulieB, a nice Democrat from Northern California. PW drops F-Bomb and says something about DC being a jerk using circular reasoning. DC scrambles to LZ ... rotors spinning. Does not leave, however. DC troops empty magazines at fleeing PW. Developing ...

Update: Humble Devildog gets in trash truck and picks up Big D. Both say they are heading for Arkansas to smoke out PW and bring him to justice. HD recalls that circular reasoning was a UCMJ violation when he was in USMC. DC, too. Impacting ...

Update Again: In hastily-called press conference, DC announces that no one was hurt in the PW dust-up. "PW fired at me and my people and headed for the hills. It does appear he escaped, and it's probably a good thing. Apparently, HD didn't get a good shot. I have told HD and Big D to call off the search. Well, I am not going to let this little fracas cause us to change our open borders policy. We welcome all visitors, even those immune to logic and compassion. It' s Christmastime, and in the spirit of the season, I just want to say 'No hard feelings, PW. Come back when you cool down. But remember that if you wish to show your lily white michael moore, then expect my homeys to spank it. XXOOXXOXXO. Love, DC'" DC forbids further questions. Press corps stands in awe. Rushes to write the incredible story.